I'm not a dude, obviously (hopefully obviously!?), so I don't really have any cause to visit barbershops. Unless, of course, that barbershop happens to be The Standard Barbershop in Fairfax, Virginia, where my sister is the receptionist/manager and they (the good staff of The Standard) need portraits and photos for their website. From my morning spent at the Standard, I can happily and enthusiastically recommend to my gentlemen friends and readers to frequent the Standard if you're in need of a haircut, beard trim, or dope-ass fade. Make sure to say hi to my sister and Sega, the family/shop dog.